just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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