Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
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