yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
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she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
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I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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