Welp...herpes.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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