Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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