You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
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SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
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Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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