Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
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animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
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Well I just put wine in my tea
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
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