Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(651): View more from Minnesota

Why are handjobs necessary in class?

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(613): View more from Ontario

I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"

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(607): View more from New York

Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?

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(423): View more from Tennessee

just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party

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(980): View more from North Carolina

when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.

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(605): View more from South Dakota

maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover

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(313): View more from Michigan

I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?

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(808): View more from Hawaii

It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.

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