People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
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