Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
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surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
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I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
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