suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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