susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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