i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
He? As in you personified your dick?
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
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