Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
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He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
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It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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