She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
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Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
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The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
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He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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