come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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