The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
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I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
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I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
whose parrot is this?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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