someone get that fucking seahorse.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
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