You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
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