I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
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Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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