I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
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And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
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I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
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