There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
either way he was missing a nipple.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
Randomize
