She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
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Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
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Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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