Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
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