We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
home. puking in laundry basket.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
I understand Curling. That high.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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