Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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