And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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