What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
Oh god it's open bar.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
My dad is sitting where you rode me
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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