i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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