hotel room ftw
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Do vagina's smell?
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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