Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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