You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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