Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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