I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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