It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
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