You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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