Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
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