hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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