my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
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