I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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