it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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