i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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