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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
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he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
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HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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