At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
Randomize
