Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
You don't make any sense
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