mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
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why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
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Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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