I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
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From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
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We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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