I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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