i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
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It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
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Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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