I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
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Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
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the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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