I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
