She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
21 People Intentionally Did Despicable Things During Sex
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
20 People Confess What It’s Really Like To Live Under Sharia Law
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
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