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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet

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• (818): View more from California

  i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!

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  Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras

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• (512): View more from Texas

  I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...

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• (619): View more from California

  I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.

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• (712): View more from Iowa

  Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  How are you feeling this morning?

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  Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today

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