Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.