i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
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Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
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Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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