dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
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She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
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It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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