vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Randomize
